10
Things You don't
Want to Hear in Surgery.
1.
Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough for what we need to do. 2.
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? 3.
Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing! 4. Everybody
stand back! I lost a contact lens! 5. Hand me that...uh...that
uh...thingie. 6. Better save that. We'll need
it for the autopsy. 7. Accept this sacrifice,
O Great Lord of Darkness. 8. Whoa, wait a minute,
if this is his spleen, then what's that? 9. Ya
know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em. 10.
What do you mean you want a divorce?
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