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Tales from the Home Office...
17 phrases you never want to hear when
a child is near your work station:
1. Look what I did mommy!
2. Oops!
3. Uh-oh!
4. Mommy this came apart!
5. Look Mommy I'm typing!
6. Mommy what does this button do?
7. Mommy, was what you were working
on important?
8. Mommy, Sammy is pulling the shiny
brown ribbon out of your special cassette tapes!
9. Listen mommy! I think I hear
someone talking when I push this footpedal.
10. Mommy I can't get my Sesame
Street tape out of this machine!
11. Mommy what does reboot mean?
12. Hey Jenny, watch this!
13. Mommy, your computer accidentally
got turned off!
14. I'm telling mommy on you and
she's going to be really mad!
15. Mommy, my kool-aid spilled on
your typing thing!
16. Look at the pretty pictures
I drew on the papers you're taking back to the Hospital.
17. Hey Sammy, Go get me daddy's
tool box.
Take
this job...
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